Torquay 2000
Torquay: 3rd - 5th March 2000
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Well it saves me having to undress later when I can hardly stand!
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I may look vulnerable but one more move out of you and I'm not afraid to give you the whip!
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With a body like this I'm anyone's... please? Pretty please?
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False? They're not false and neither is that stalagmite up there!
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Now if I just catch fourty winks I'm sure nobody will do anything silly...
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...like putting stuffing animals on my back.
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I bet if we pretend to hug it'll attract the women!
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Well bugger me it worked! (Thanks to Kelly of Family Affair A)
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I'm in a sulk. They've all buggered off and left me!